I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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