i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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