I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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