is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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