i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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