The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He? As in you personified your dick?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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