I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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