in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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