just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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