How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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