he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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