Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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