I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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