who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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