After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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