life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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