Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
