No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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