porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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