What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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