You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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