he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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