Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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