i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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