at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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