Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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