At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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