i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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