at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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