I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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