I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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