belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
false alarm, still single
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