dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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