So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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