porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
handjob tips. give me some.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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