They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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