Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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