does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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