Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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