Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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