I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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