i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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