i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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