I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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