You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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