if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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