somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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