If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
