dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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