loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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